I have a facial boil. There's a painful lump at the back of one nostril.
"Mr Chairman, what needs moving next, again?" "Scoreboard, giant ball and the tug-of-war rope."
Oh, but don't worry. I don't put the moves on straight guys.
The amount of Sony rechargeable batteries supposed to be collected totalled 7,659,000 units.
"Mister"ing a tick? You're a funny kid.
"Ah, a raw egg for me!" "Is one enough?" "Yep, if I need more I'll top it up."
The bricklayer calculated that he would need 500 bricks for the wall.
There were ten eggs in all.
Mix three eggs and a cup of sugar.
Mother bought a loaf of bread.
Mix the flour with two eggs.
She used up a cake of soap.
She took two pieces of baggage with her.
She is dealing out two apples to each child.
She gave the children two apples each.
She bought a loaf of bread.
It looks like she made seven mistakes in as many lines.