"Do you know why Yumi is off work today?" "Ah, it seems her cat ran away from home." Huh? Is it ok for her to do that?" "Of course, it's her paid leave. There were some documents I was going to ask her for, so I'll need you to get them by the end of the day." "Alright."
"Are you married?" "Yeah I am." "Huh. Are you by chance expecting children or such?" "I am, but is there a reason you're asking?" "No, nothing at all." "More than that though, could you please stop speaking like you're a smelt."