When I'm home and I'm going to the corner drugstore to pick up some shampoo, why do you always tell me to be careful how I cross the street?

A shampoo and a set, please.

We used up the shampoo.

This shampoo comes with a nice hair brush.

Your hair's so smooth and pretty. What kind of shampoo do you use?

The hospital that I went to for my allergies recommended me a shampoo that wouldn't trigger them. It's certainly effective - I think - but it's just way too expensive.

I don't shampoo my hair in the morning.

Recently my hair has been falling out in excess whenever I use shampoo.

I got some shampoo in my eyes. It burns!