"What's up? Fidgeting like that" "Er, well, it looks like the elastic's gone in my pants."

"Do I really have that good a personality?" "Impossible. After all, there's this time as well, but in middle school you sold off girl's pants all over to bring in the money."

Please take off all your clothes except your underpants and bra.

I can’t stand panties.

My mother had to patch my pants.

Tom forgot to put on his underpants today.

Why do we have to wear underwear?

If you sleep in your underwear during winter, you'll catch a cold.

I wore black pants and a white T-shirt yesterday.

"Mom, I bought Grandpa's training pants." "Not 'training pants'. 'Rehab pants'." "???" "Training pants are for babies. Rehab pants are for adults." "Got it."

She's always wearing skirts and I've never seen her wearing trousers.