1. 、。、きごう？こうがんコーガンきごう？、。
Down there hurts, down there. Er, what do you call them? Testicles? In any case a male's 'important parts'.
2. きごう「、とむトムきごう」きごう「、だっきごう？きごう」きごう「、めありいメアリーありすアリスに2きごう」
"Today I met Tom's younger sister." "Ehh, what is she like?" "Hmm, she feels like a combination of Mary and Alice."
3. きごう「とむトム、きごう」きごう「、、きごう？きごう」きごう「、きごう」
"Tom, there is something I want to talk to you about..." "Yes, what is it? Is it something serious?" "Yes, sort of..."
4. きごう「、とむトム、。むムきごう」きごう「、だろうきごう？きごう？きごう」
"Tom, I have to tell you something. I love someone. His name starts with TO and ends with M." "Er, who would that be? Is it someone I know?"
5. きごう「とむトムきごう？きごう」きごう「、めありいメアリーきごう」きごう「、めありいメアリーきごう？そんなきごう？きごう」
Lingaku